toby is upset because he wants to sleep to dream probly about paper bags or lana del rey in a black and gold lamé cocktail dress or “green technology” and all i want to do is wish my lady a safe trip up norte and plan my next cheeseburger meal for later and finish up my set for tonight IT’S GONNA BE FUN erika is taking over the booth for some grrl-powerr jamz in the 11 o’clock hour and i’ll be spinning a ton of fun stuff like the byrds and the brian jonestown massacre and squeeze and mayer hawthorne and now, now and white denim and sam the sham & the pharaohs and the unicorns and zipper like i just said IT’S GONNA BE FUN ok off to slumberville POPULATION 2
12:57 pm • 19 April 2012 • 12 notes
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sorry toby but you ever have that feeling where you just have to reach out and grab something and SQUEEZE it so HARD yr afraid it will POP and EXPLODE and pieces will go everywhere and get on everything and you’ll be forced to clean it up but who cares because you have that feeling inside and you just need to let it out and you want to SCREAM FROM THE ROOFTOP but can’t because yr grandpa is asleep on the couch in the living room and you don’t want to wake him because he’s got a doctor’s appointment later you have to take him to but you just have to SCREAM from happiness and joy and that tingling sensation you get right before you commit to dropping in on a halfpipe but you just bend yr knees and power through the transition and begin to think HEY I CAN DO THIS and the hunger vanishes and everything becomes illuminated and forever alone is just an internet meme that you won’t let translate to the real world because as a wise woman once said “we all enjoy our solitude but only when we have it by choice” so just choose to not to be alone and you won’t be just get out and SCREAM silly in summation i believe they call that feeling LOVE
11:45 am • 11 November 2011 • 13 notes
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Toby Cat (and his googly eyes) doesn’t care about the ugly powder blue Brooklyn uniforms the Dodgers are wearing.
Why would he?
Someone is using a lawnmower outside.
2:04 pm • 31 August 2011 • 14 notes
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Dodgers
“Somebody” decided to take a “break” while I “sort the laundry” like “The Help”.
2:39 pm • 21 August 2011
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Toby Cat is completely unimpressed with my first draft of life.
2:29 pm • 8 July 2011
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Toby Cat gets up early and French presses his coffee hot and black and reads every section of the newspaper not only so he can be caught up on everything (mainstream) that happened yesterday but it also allows him the freedom to catnap midday before the sun peeks through the sky so when night rolls around and I inform him of all the conspiracies the media didn’t want him to know about he can stay up all night and guard the house.
1:53 pm • 7 July 2011 • 15 notes
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it is really hot in herre i mean people are breaking into homes on my block trying to beat the heat i thought getting my haircut would help YEAH RIGHT although it still isn’t as hot as it was in that bikram sweat lodge of a sauna we did karaoke in on saturday where i destroyed aerosmith’s “cryin” AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY well maybe it totally depends on the fact if you are deaf or not and not tone deaf i mean real DEAF did you you know there are some people that can’t hear anything that must suck you know what’s worse BEING BLIND you know what’s worse than being blind NOTHING if i was blind i’d probly say goodbye to the six people that i care about and move on to the next world just after i pet my toby cat and i eat every cheeseburger in america and i swim the gowanus canal and i skydive I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FLY DON’T YOU
4:55 pm • 20 June 2011 • 13 notes
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toby cat
before i get started doing my ramblings toby just wanted to say hello so now that that’s taken care of it’s time for me to tell you it’s wednesday so you know what that means I’M TAKING THE METRO like that is of any importance or concern to yr lives if i’m being honest i’m pretty sure that like six people actually read these things i write these gibberish captions underneath photographs of my ugly mug if anyone does read today’s nonsense i can die a happy man until then i’ll just be sad because like no one downloaded my latest mix yesterday i mean i can understand the theme being a little off putting but it takes ninety seconds to download forty seconds to uncompress five seconds to Add to Library… so in like two minutes’ time you can hear them and if you don’t like them just deleted them you big dummies i do this for yr mind and bodies and souls and the students at fredonia state GO BLUE DEVILS CLASS OF 2011
4:44 pm • 8 June 2011 • 11 notes
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