Q:What do you want to be when you grow up?

Anonymous

I don’t know. I could see myself as a lot of things:

  1. Doctor
  2. Lawyer 
  3. Baseball Player
  4. Junkie
  5. Roadie
  6. Speaker of the House
  7. Leather tanner
  8. Train conductor
  9. List writer
  10. Incandescent lightbulb manufacturer
  11. Vacuum salesman in a foreign country
  12. Kosher butcher
  13. Memory foam bed tester
  14. Feline groomer
  15. Calligrapher
  16. Collector of vintage America OnLine floppy discs
  17. Ryan Gosling’s stand-in
  18. Just For Men spokesperson
  19. Blacksmith
  20. Writing on a cable TV show
  21. Telling jokes
  22. A good man
  23. Healthy
  24. In love
  25. Able to eat a cheeseburger anytime I damn well please

That’s about it. Thanks for asking.