February 2010
mindblowing revelation:
there is actually good dub reggae in the world.
i always thought i had to be high in order to appreciate it.
January 2010
Storm Takes Steep Toll on Destitute Tribe →
(via redguard)
trail of frozen tears.
He pointed to Bear Stearns, and the fact that... →
“The money going into AIG is going right out to the counterparties,” said Lynch. “This is a pass-through. And the folks on the other side are Goldman Sachs—that’s a principal beneficiary. And we don’t negotiate a nickel—not a nickel, not a cent—off of what they’re getting. You’re saying, ‘Oh, the regulations were different.’...
albert einstein said insanity is doing the same... →
are you ready for the douple dip?
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Tumblr Storytelling Series: FOUR DAYS!
natashavc:
First thing: Save the date right now, lovelies. FEBRUARY 23RD 9:30pm at the M-Bar in Hollywood. $10 bucks at the bar.
We got a venue and set list of super talented (and some even goodlooking) writers/performers that you probs already follow on tumblr, to regale you with short (6 min), true stories, WITH NO NOTES! The stories will be funny, surprising, rawwwww variations on a theme.
...
women are low sloppy beasts. with a great twinkle, they are also goddesses.
– norman mailer
aaahh!!!
real monsters
the girl from ipanema
she doesn’t see…
NEWS: The Nightman Cometh LIVE Haiti Benifit
(via itsalwayssunny)
One night only!
February 12 — Los Angeles, CA
Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am on Live Nation!
it’s dissappointing to see these guys jump on the trend. anywayz, who wants to go?
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d.r.e.a.m.
tortoise shells frame
double-digit interest rates, and i am falling deep;
debt rules everything around me.
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in search of
PILLOWS
a set of two pillows, subtly plump like foie gras clouds.
send me to slumber; breathe.
THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED IN 1942 BY ANNE FRANK SO...
(via teacakes)
As for the space shuttle main engines, those are now free. NASA advertised them...
– Deep Discount on Space Shuttles - NYTimes.com (via internetsnorkelwithzachrose)
who wants to go in on one with me? i’ll take weekends.
i haven't texted "h8i" to 90999,
but i did save a bunch of money by switching to geico.
(via soupsoup)
Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young covering Pants On The Ground
"In the fall of 2008 Ben Bernanke and Henry... →
VERY IMPORTANT. READ NOW. (no sarcasm)
"The labour force contracted by 661,000. This did... →
the gov’t doesn’t discuss u6 numbers because (for them) there’s too much room for error. it’s similar to a golfer pinching a few bermuda blades and tossing them into the breeze to rate the effect of wind on his shot - he may not know exactly how fast the wind blows, yet he knows a direction it is travelling and a relative speed. and from that he can deduce how to play his...
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my roommate is fucking her boyfriend at a...
fucking cunt.
she knows my gf is in brazil for an ungodly amount of time, and she has to stick me with listening to her getting stuck? (please take a moment to bask in the intended puns)
glad the bitch thinks a tumblr is a glass.
HEY, LOS ANGELES: Let's do a tumblr talent show?
natashavc:
If I get us a venue that serves booze and some dope writers/performers to do a reading/storytelling/performances on a theme would you come? Just for kicks (and a low cover to pay the cost of the venue)?
yes.
"...the last three decades have been marked by... →
- president obama
(from a hypothetical speech)
"...the ultimate in fashionable... →
“…remember you don’t want to be that person at the club that see’s [sic] someone else wearing the same thing…”
i don’t feel a comment is necessary.
primer →
a film about two bros that build some boxes, huff some gases, chill out in a storage locker, and think they went back in time (but were just reallllllllly high).
i loved it. you can watch it on google.
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"are you from the internet?"
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being a human in a world of vampires is like going bare-back with a $5 hooker.
– willem dafoe as elvis in daybreakers (via siddman)
saturday is 1/9/10
1 + 9 = 10
i just fucked your mind.
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"back in the day when i managed a little... →
i just came home to find one of my housemates had tried to unclog our bathtub drain. no big deal; shit happens. the only thing that struck me sideways was the clorox bleach bottle on the edge of the tub, right next to the bottle of liquid plumber.
alone those two bottles have very specific jobs: one unclogs drains, while the other keeps whites white. together, they make INVISIBLE, UNSCENTED, LUNG...
my new year's resolution
(via femsexy)
is to blog.
(success!)
great job!