January 2010
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favorite films of 2009, no particular order
madea goes to jail land of the lost obsessed that ill midnight showing of reservoir dogs at the new beverly michael jackson’s this is it up inglorious basterds gomorrah up in the air anvil: the story of anvil
Jan 1st
WHAT A DECADE
(via niki) 2000: Aden 2001: New York 2002: Bali 2003: Istanbul 2004: Madrid 2005: London 2006: Mumbai 2007: London/Glasgow (FAILURE) 2008: Mumbai 2009: Detroit (FAILURE) 80% is still a passing grade.
Jan 1st
December 2009
Dec 31st
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Listennewsweek: juliasegal: toosweet4rnr: The Gap...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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character building
drinking by yourself builds character. mine is a mime.
Dec 24th
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i just saw my girlfriend for the last time this...
i’m not sure when i’ll see her again. she’s headed to brazil; i’m headed to my parent’s couch. here’s a poem: life is hard. life is pressure. pressure makes diamonds. life is a diamond. fuck diamonds; i prefer geodes.
Dec 22nd
Dec 20th
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do black people wear ugg boots?
as i sit in my car, eating a tommy’s chili dog, listening to healthcare discussions, i can’t help but think, “where all the white women at?”
Dec 17th
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(my) decade in review
(from a meme via natashavc) 2000: glasses 2001: ghosts 2002: curves 2003: demon rides 2004: d-76 2005: porn 2006: glitter gulch 2007: chatsworth 2008: stoned 2009: (east) hollywood
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
i'm doing standup at the comedy store tonight.
i’ve got new material. i don’t really like it. i think i might improvise about fat chicks and fried chicken for seven minutes.
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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if you put your # on tumblr,
and ask someone to text you,  it’ll probably be me.
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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this is important. →
(via cheeseburgerwednesday) VERY.
Dec 10th
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up was the best movie of 2009.
hands down.
Dec 6th
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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it's sad to know  →
someone you look up to as a kid has the same problem as 28% of men: wandering dick disorder. this debilitating affliction has long been prevalent in the community, and it’s about time we stop it once and for all. i have a simple solution to combat this horrible disease - don’t fuck around with someone that isn’t your wife; that’s what the internet was made for. ps....
Dec 2nd