(via thingsiholddear)
snake plissken > you
it's sad to know
someone you look up to as a kid has the same problem as 28% of men: wandering dick disorder.
this debilitating affliction has long been prevalent in the community, and it’s about time we stop it once and for all. i have a simple solution to combat this horrible disease - don’t fuck around with someone that isn’t your wife; that’s what the internet was made for.
ps. yesterday, someone reminded me aids is still around. weird, right?
(via mikeypizzle:piratekitten)
TOMORROW! GET YOUR PRE-TURKEY ON.
HEY! Motherfuckers…..come on out…i’ll give ya a handski in alley…if you into that kinda thing?
i like alleys.
(via cheeseburgerwednesday)
for a wednesday night on the town, this stylish ensemble will get you past any ketchup velvet rope in the city.
(via thingsiholddear)
It ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
i always know who i’m fucking with, in cell number 4, on the ninth floor.
"Irene gathers her belongings and says her final goodbyes, then calls Stephen outside for one last chat. She calls him a homosexual and Stephen calls her a bitch. He then races back into the house and grabs the stuffed dog Irene sleeps with, which he had recently hidden from her. He runs outside and throws it into the water, then runs up to the car, opens the passenger door, and slaps Irene in the face."
— The Real World: Seattle, Episode 15. (via siddman:jeninla)
cheeseburger in a can
(via cheeseburgerwednesday)
it is wednesday, and i’m down for anything cheeseburger related.
(thanks letmeeatcake)
